Lone Star 92.5 Jokes

1st DJ: "Man, you dig? I f Obama is elected we can do black jokes!"... 2nd DJ: "I would like a Mexican to be elected, so I can make Mexican jokes!"... 1st: "I'd like to make jokes with handicaped people!... They get all the best parking places!"... 2nd: "You can do that already! It's allowed!"... "How come?"... "We have a retard president! Don't we?!"